2012-01-18

skonen_blades: (notdrunk)
2012-01-18 12:22 am
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16/365 - Lucky Me

I have a collection of scissors on the inside of my jacket but I am not a poet.

If anything, I’m a zebra unable to see anything except black and white. A pair of sunglasses with fake teeth all hiding under a hat. I’m a lazy cat’s shadow. If I was a person, I’d be a fake backstage pass sold to a naïve teenager on craigslist, revealed only at the end of the concert for the worthless piece of paper I am when that teenager was turned back by bouncers.

I get lap dances from indifferent alligators in sewer-pipe bars while domesticated llamas spit in my drink. I am tractor-tire indifference dressed in sheep’s clothing. If I was an evening gown, I’d be on a hanger in the dark while the body I was bought for watched the Oscars in pajamas.

Each eraser I eat does nothing. All the paint thinner I drink only makes graffiti appear in my throat. My words splash out of mouth and stain brand new clothes. My embarrassing mouth is a mating call for amnesiac windmills and homeless office supplies. I have a dream catcher in the shape of a shame spiral. My business card says Kindergarten Boogeyman Dentist.

I want your wrists to teach me about baptism. Give me your thumbtack promise. Throw a waterfall into me and freeze this heart into beating. Show a villain the value of a day job and be a season with warm clouds and no deadlines. Let my lawnmower rust a while as this half-life becomes small enough to manage. My aim isn’t very good anymore but I’m still throwing lit matches at empty gasoline cans because a bunch of them used to be full.

I shot for the moon and landed on Mars. And lucky me.




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skonen_blades: (dead)
2012-01-18 12:34 am
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17/365 - List

I

There’s a white circle on the outside of his wallet, smaller than a condom. It’s from his wedding ring that he sheds like the skin of the snake in the garden of Eden before tempting Eve with apples.

II

I’ve never known a funny professional clown, an anarchist who doesn’t care about rules, or a hippie that isn’t exclusionary.

III

When someone says “I fight like a girl”, lay down your weapons and surrender.

IV

He said, “Remove some bush from the fishing holes so that fishermen don’t catch their flies on their back cast. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.”

I had no idea what he meant.

V

I have a Vietnam de plume.





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skonen_blades: (365)
2012-01-18 11:34 pm
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Science Fiction 365 - Entwined

Another one of my posts is up on that fantastic site, 365tomorrows. Man, I can't WAIT until they get transporters. Can't you? I mean, zipping around the universe instantly without spaceships or shuttles or planes. Wouldn't that be sweet? What could go wrong? Read on to find out.

->CLICK HERE<-



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skonen_blades: (didyoujust)
2012-01-18 11:54 pm
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18/365 - Rapunzel Haiku

Shaved Rapunzel's head
but not her pubes. Most painful
rope ladder ever.





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