Sea Chanty

[skonen_blades]

Now before anyone goes off, I mean this is in an innocent fun way. Picture it being sung with ukeleles and mandolins and accordions. Like a pirate sea-chanty of some sort. Hopefully that'll help the spirit come across.

You'll be the girl with the candy-flavoured snatch.
I'll be the pirate with the diamond eye-patch
We'll sail the seven seas and you'll say I'm quite a catch
but you'll be the girl with the candy-flavoured snatch

You'll be the girl with the boysenberry bush.
I'll be your mechanic with the nicely-shaped tush.
When your beater won't turn over, then I'll get out and push.
And you'll be the girl with the boysenberry bush.

Just picture it being sung loudly by a lot of people in a room together having a whale of a time.

Ah, maybe it's not coming through. Anyway, there you go.



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