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skonen_blades) wrote2008-04-20 08:56 pm
skonen_blades) wrote2008-04-20 08:56 pm
Decompression
It was China that finally did it.
So little was known about explosive decompression of the human body in space. There had been assumptions and guesses but nothing had happened yet in terms of accidents to give the scientists any bodies to study.
China’s space program was also curious.
It also happened to have ten criminals that it had condemned to death and were in good enough physical condition to qualify as astronauts.
They were strapped into their roller coaster chairs and kept in the cargo bay of the shuttle. Funny how the government didn’t balk at the idea of how much ten bodies would cost them in terms of fuel but they felt it was okay to skimp on anesthetic.
China’s government wasn’t doing it completely independently. They had been caught early on in the planning. After some top-secret political wrangling, the other two major governments of Earth had given China the silent go-ahead with the proviso that they share their data. They’d condemn the action if it ever came to light but other than that, they wouldn’t interfere. The information would be valuable and no one except China had the balls to do something like this.
And since there were no civilians up in space at the moment, eyewitnesses would be scarce.
The chairs were fitted with restraints bolted to the floor of the cargo bay. At no point would the prisoners be released. They’d simple be exposed to the vacuum of space for ten minutes and then the cargo bay would close and the shuttle would head back down to Earth.
Simple. Easy. Effective.
Like all horrible plans.
First of all, two of the criminals were adept at escaping locks. Second of all, space agencies weren’t as good at designing criminal restraints as prisons were. Third of all, the plan was to do the mission in radio silence. And fourth, the shuttles these days were mostly automated except for landing.
Weng Pen got out first when the G’s stopped. Pei Sheng followed suit. They freed the others.
One of the crew needed to do a final check on the how many prisoners had survived lift off before the decompression. If only he’d checked the video feeds coming from the bay.
That open door was all the prisoners needed.
The prisoners surged forth, overwhelmimg the crew. They killed them or rendered them unconscious. The prisoners strapped the five crew members into the chairs.
The criminals gathered into the cockpit and watched the red numbers count down with smiles on their faces.
The doors opened. Ten minutes passed. The doors closed. The ship turned slowly on its pre-programmed course back to China.
The dead bodies of the crew were the first images that ground control saw when the ship was back within accepted broadcast range parameters.
The other thing they saw was the laughing faces of the prisoners in the cockpit as manual control was restored to them for the landing.
One hard right later, the entire shuttle port and ninety government officials were ionized gas in the crater of the shuttle’s impact.
That was six years ago.
The rest of the governments of Earth are still waiting for an accident to provide them with what happens upon an explosive decompression.
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So little was known about explosive decompression of the human body in space. There had been assumptions and guesses but nothing had happened yet in terms of accidents to give the scientists any bodies to study.
China’s space program was also curious.
It also happened to have ten criminals that it had condemned to death and were in good enough physical condition to qualify as astronauts.
They were strapped into their roller coaster chairs and kept in the cargo bay of the shuttle. Funny how the government didn’t balk at the idea of how much ten bodies would cost them in terms of fuel but they felt it was okay to skimp on anesthetic.
China’s government wasn’t doing it completely independently. They had been caught early on in the planning. After some top-secret political wrangling, the other two major governments of Earth had given China the silent go-ahead with the proviso that they share their data. They’d condemn the action if it ever came to light but other than that, they wouldn’t interfere. The information would be valuable and no one except China had the balls to do something like this.
And since there were no civilians up in space at the moment, eyewitnesses would be scarce.
The chairs were fitted with restraints bolted to the floor of the cargo bay. At no point would the prisoners be released. They’d simple be exposed to the vacuum of space for ten minutes and then the cargo bay would close and the shuttle would head back down to Earth.
Simple. Easy. Effective.
Like all horrible plans.
First of all, two of the criminals were adept at escaping locks. Second of all, space agencies weren’t as good at designing criminal restraints as prisons were. Third of all, the plan was to do the mission in radio silence. And fourth, the shuttles these days were mostly automated except for landing.
Weng Pen got out first when the G’s stopped. Pei Sheng followed suit. They freed the others.
One of the crew needed to do a final check on the how many prisoners had survived lift off before the decompression. If only he’d checked the video feeds coming from the bay.
That open door was all the prisoners needed.
The prisoners surged forth, overwhelmimg the crew. They killed them or rendered them unconscious. The prisoners strapped the five crew members into the chairs.
The criminals gathered into the cockpit and watched the red numbers count down with smiles on their faces.
The doors opened. Ten minutes passed. The doors closed. The ship turned slowly on its pre-programmed course back to China.
The dead bodies of the crew were the first images that ground control saw when the ship was back within accepted broadcast range parameters.
The other thing they saw was the laughing faces of the prisoners in the cockpit as manual control was restored to them for the landing.
One hard right later, the entire shuttle port and ninety government officials were ionized gas in the crater of the shuttle’s impact.
That was six years ago.
The rest of the governments of Earth are still waiting for an accident to provide them with what happens upon an explosive decompression.
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that's a wild ride, man!
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One tiny point that nagged me a bit -- why would the prisoners have to be physically fit enough to qualify as astronauts? From the point of view of the Chinese government, they're just going up there to die, after all, and so long as *some* of them survived long enough for execution by space, the experiment would be a success.
Course, that's bureaucracy for you -- the same question nags me regarding why they swab the injection site of prisoners getting the death sentence. You'd think a staph infection would be the least of their problems...
Well, anyway -- great story! Woohoo!
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Or not.
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(pout*
And I was really looking forward to jello-wrestling, too.
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Can't argue with that!
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: )
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In the Muppet Theater.
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JonnyVancouver
(Anonymous) 2008-04-28 11:04 am (UTC)(link)So
Awesome
Re: JonnyVancouver
I like this one, too. I toyed with the idea of having them wrest control
away, crash in the jungle somewhere, and get away but then I thought that was pretty unlikely. Criminals are generally poor-impulse-control people caught in the wrong place or raised badly so generally not criminal masterminds. And then I thought that the shuttle would be mostly automated like a lot of today's aircraft so what would YOU do? If you knew death was a fairly certain thing in any case and you knew your life was worthless to the government? FUCK IT. Take 'em out!
I just love the image of "Sir, we have them onscreen." "Bring them up, private" Cut to image of six shirtless laughing criminals behind the plane's joystick, making faces and giving the camera the finger. Captain "Oh, shiii-" control tower blows up in a mushroom cloud as the shuttle collides with it. Kills me.
Glad you liked it.