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We all get a little rain on our sunglasses here. Here in this perpetual vacuum of energy on the west coast. A rainforest that makes us all fail to be punctual. We don’t care if you’re angry unless you’re articulate.

Myself, I’ve been a Vancouver man ever since puberty turned my penis into a boxing glove. I came down from the mountains with eyes the size of calendars. All I wanted was a little whipped cream on my wizard.

Vancouver swallowed me whole in the eighties and now in this new millenium my critical eye has exceeded my talent. I find myself swimming away from the shore.

The thing about most lakes is that you can see the other side. I know this because I’m from the interior. Oceans are too salty for me but they do love a challenge.

I’m going to do laps down here until I figure it out.



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