11/30 - Left Coast
13 April 2012 01:25![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
skonen_bladesWe all get a little rain on our sunglasses here. Here in this perpetual vacuum of energy on the west coast. A rainforest that makes us all fail to be punctual. We don’t care if you’re angry unless you’re articulate.
Myself, I’ve been a Vancouver man ever since puberty turned my penis into a boxing glove. I came down from the mountains with eyes the size of calendars. All I wanted was a little whipped cream on my wizard.
Vancouver swallowed me whole in the eighties and now in this new millenium my critical eye has exceeded my talent. I find myself swimming away from the shore.
The thing about most lakes is that you can see the other side. I know this because I’m from the interior. Oceans are too salty for me but they do love a challenge.
I’m going to do laps down here until I figure it out.
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Myself, I’ve been a Vancouver man ever since puberty turned my penis into a boxing glove. I came down from the mountains with eyes the size of calendars. All I wanted was a little whipped cream on my wizard.
Vancouver swallowed me whole in the eighties and now in this new millenium my critical eye has exceeded my talent. I find myself swimming away from the shore.
The thing about most lakes is that you can see the other side. I know this because I’m from the interior. Oceans are too salty for me but they do love a challenge.
I’m going to do laps down here until I figure it out.
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