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skonen_blades) wrote2018-04-11 09:31 pm
skonen_blades) wrote2018-04-11 09:31 pm
11-30 Busy
On Monday I’ve got racquetball with Hannibal the Cannibal
While Zeppelin reunites and plays Oasis’s’s Wonderwall
On Tuesday I’ve got sushi with the ghost of Jon Belushi
Then me and Shatner and The Rock will smoke with Tommy Cruizhy
On Wednesday I’ve got movie plans with royals from Uzbekistan
And after, Charlize Theron and me will watch some Anchorman
On Thursday I’ve got bowling with the author J.K. Rowling
And then at nine I’m teaching online otters about trolling
On Friday I tour wine estates accompanied by William Gates
But earlier I’m brunching with a blue centaur and then Tom Waits
On Saturday I fish with Richard Branson, Cher, and Teddy Danson,
Mansons (Marilyn and Shirley), and my guests 2/3rds of Hanson
On Sunday I’ll do sweet fuck all with half the corpse of Pope John Paul
After thrift-store shopping with Rhianna and Diana Krall
As you can see my week is packed with stuff to do. I’ll call you back.
I’m simply swamped. But let’s hook up. I’ll text you later, crackerjack.
Perhaps in June or Fall or maybe let’s say two thousand nineteen
Indeed let’s meet before the end of this epoch, the Holocene
Let me know on slack, FB, or tweet, DM, or skype or ‘gram,
Snail mail, whale song, semaphore, or snapchat, whatsapp, facetime cam
And you and I will TOTES meet up and spend some time togeths, I pledge
As soon as I can squeeze you into my bananas bonkers schedge.
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While Zeppelin reunites and plays Oasis’s’s Wonderwall
On Tuesday I’ve got sushi with the ghost of Jon Belushi
Then me and Shatner and The Rock will smoke with Tommy Cruizhy
On Wednesday I’ve got movie plans with royals from Uzbekistan
And after, Charlize Theron and me will watch some Anchorman
On Thursday I’ve got bowling with the author J.K. Rowling
And then at nine I’m teaching online otters about trolling
On Friday I tour wine estates accompanied by William Gates
But earlier I’m brunching with a blue centaur and then Tom Waits
On Saturday I fish with Richard Branson, Cher, and Teddy Danson,
Mansons (Marilyn and Shirley), and my guests 2/3rds of Hanson
On Sunday I’ll do sweet fuck all with half the corpse of Pope John Paul
After thrift-store shopping with Rhianna and Diana Krall
As you can see my week is packed with stuff to do. I’ll call you back.
I’m simply swamped. But let’s hook up. I’ll text you later, crackerjack.
Perhaps in June or Fall or maybe let’s say two thousand nineteen
Indeed let’s meet before the end of this epoch, the Holocene
Let me know on slack, FB, or tweet, DM, or skype or ‘gram,
Snail mail, whale song, semaphore, or snapchat, whatsapp, facetime cam
And you and I will TOTES meet up and spend some time togeths, I pledge
As soon as I can squeeze you into my bananas bonkers schedge.
tags