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On Monday I’ve got racquetball with Hannibal the Cannibal
While Zeppelin reunites and plays Oasis’s’s Wonderwall

On Tuesday I’ve got sushi with the ghost of Jon Belushi
Then me and Shatner and The Rock will smoke with Tommy Cruizhy

On Wednesday I’ve got movie plans with royals from Uzbekistan
And after, Charlize Theron and me will watch some Anchorman

On Thursday I’ve got bowling with the author J.K. Rowling
And then at nine I’m teaching online otters about trolling

On Friday I tour wine estates accompanied by William Gates
But earlier I’m brunching with a blue centaur and then Tom Waits

On Saturday I fish with Richard Branson, Cher, and Teddy Danson,
Mansons (Marilyn and Shirley), and my guests 2/3rds of Hanson

On Sunday I’ll do sweet fuck all with half the corpse of Pope John Paul
After thrift-store shopping with Rhianna and Diana Krall

As you can see my week is packed with stuff to do. I’ll call you back.
I’m simply swamped. But let’s hook up. I’ll text you later, crackerjack.

Perhaps in June or Fall or maybe let’s say two thousand nineteen
Indeed let’s meet before the end of this epoch, the Holocene

Let me know on slack, FB, or tweet, DM, or skype or ‘gram,
Snail mail, whale song, semaphore, or snapchat, whatsapp, facetime cam

And you and I will TOTES meet up and spend some time togeths, I pledge
As soon as I can squeeze you into my bananas bonkers schedge.


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I woke up with pain in my head and a shrieking in my ears. All I could hear was the horrible sound ringing around in my head. It was like car tires and screeching baboons and fire alarms all mixed together. A migraine pounded through my skull.

I stood up and the pain eased when I took a step in a certain direction. I kept walking in that direction. When I got to the wall of my apartment, I screamed because I knew that meant I had to double back to go to the front door and make it outside. With a deep breath, I cried and walked backwards, grasping behind me for the doorknob while I sobbed and whimpered.

I found the doorknob. I yanked it open and dove outside. I ran in the direction that eased the pain, my pajamas flapping in the early-morning August wind. The direction took me away from the city. Luckily I lived on the outskirts of town and there wasn’t very much traffic on the roads at this time of day. The pain was too great to have me worry about traffic lights or looking both ways. There was no way I could have driven a car. It was all I do to put one foot in front of the other.

All that mattered was stopping the sound and the pain.

I walked and ran for eight weeks. I wouldn’t stop to go to the bathroom. It just came out of me. When I needed to eat, I would reach blindly for whatever I could find in my path that was edible. If I was in a city, I’d rummage in garbage. If I was outdoors, I’d forage for bushes.

Luckily, I didn’t eat anything poisonous. Luckily, I haven’t been arrested. Luckily, I haven’t been beaten up. Luckily, I haven’t been hit by a car.

I have been walking a straight line.

I first saw the first person like me two days ago. Just a dot on the horizon of the desert I was walking through when I crossed into Arizona. I have seen twenty-seven others since. I can see them off to my right and left, getting slowly larger, one step at a time. We are all converging on the same point.

This is good news. I can feel the pain in my head being slowly replaced with pleasure.

We are being called. I don’t know how many of us have been killed or hurt during our blind migration towards the end of the pain. I can’t even imagine what it would be like for someone who got the call in a prison or a hospital. The pain would have driven me insane if I’d been constrained.

I can see the other walkers more clearly now. They are all stained, stinking, shambling messes with smiles on their faces, smiling wider as they get closer to the place of no pain and no shrieking sound in their ears.

There are helicopters over the horizon, over the patch of earth where all of the walker’s paths meet.

There is something underneath the helicopters. It’s coming up out of the ground. It looks like a bright blue cartoon magnet. An archway that has no place in the middle of the desert. It’s as tall as a building. It’s hard to see details because the sun is setting near it. There is a hole in the clouds above it. We walkers are all stumbling towards it, powerless to stop ourselves and not knowing what it is we’re walking towards.

I’m scared of the helicopters. I don’t know if they are there to monitor us or kill us. They look out of place.

I keep walking towards the blue gate with the other walkers.





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