11-30 Busy

On Monday I’ve got racquetball with Hannibal the Cannibal
While Zeppelin reunites and plays Oasis’s’s Wonderwall

On Tuesday I’ve got sushi with the ghost of Jon Belushi
Then me and Shatner and The Rock will smoke with Tommy Cruizhy

On Wednesday I’ve got movie plans with royals from Uzbekistan
And after, Charlize Theron and me will watch some Anchorman

On Thursday I’ve got bowling with the author J.K. Rowling
And then at nine I’m teaching online otters about trolling

On Friday I tour wine estates accompanied by William Gates
But earlier I’m brunching with a blue centaur and then Tom Waits

On Saturday I fish with Richard Branson, Cher, and Teddy Danson,
Mansons (Marilyn and Shirley), and my guests 2/3rds of Hanson

On Sunday I’ll do sweet fuck all with half the corpse of Pope John Paul
After thrift-store shopping with Rhianna and Diana Krall

As you can see my week is packed with stuff to do. I’ll call you back.
I’m simply swamped. But let’s hook up. I’ll text you later, crackerjack.

Perhaps in June or Fall or maybe let’s say two thousand nineteen
Indeed let’s meet before the end of this epoch, the Holocene

Let me know on slack, FB, or tweet, DM, or skype or ‘gram,
Snail mail, whale song, semaphore, or snapchat, whatsapp, facetime cam

And you and I will TOTES meet up and spend some time togeths, I pledge
As soon as I can squeeze you into my bananas bonkers schedge.


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