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Are you tired of not having a prehensile tail when your arms are full? Are your non-retractable nails constantly getting in the way of your everyday life? Does your night vision leave something to be desired? Are you sick of being a weak, everyday, baseline human?
Come to GenMod!
GenMod is a revolutionary body-enhancing concept that uses the Science Council’s database of every animal’s evolutionary traits encoded in their DNA to improve your physical capabilities as well as tone and tighten your entire core at the same time.
87% of the population suffers from body related problems, caused by being born inferior, walking on hard surfaces for long periods of time, being overweight or from sports injuries.
GenMod's Dr. Johnson-Bourelle’s automated procedure packs each operation with rejection-suppressing RNA, farm proteins, and our own patent-pending secret mix of splicing enhancers all guaranteed to give you jaw-dropping results, no matter what your fitness level.
Think you don't have time to get genetic modifications? Think again! For over 20 years, GenMod has helped all types of clients from celebrities and CEOs to full-time moms. And they all have the same excuse: not enough time. We all need to maximize every minute of our days. GenMod’s operations last under an hour for a lifetime of convenience.
The best just got better! If you get six or more mods, we’ll throw in one for free! Over 12 million sold since 1989!
Order GenMod now and maximize the possibilities of your body! Reduce the effects of gravity, poor posture and chronic degeneration of discs and joints!
Forget natural remedies and exercise! Save time by letting GenMod amp your body’s pulse rate and muscle fibers. Use any animal kingdom’s breathing, flight, speed or defensive capabilities to create new and exciting adventures, romantic nights, and thrilling moments.
Don't have the energy that you used to have? Let Dr. Johson-Bourelle give you that boost!
It’s a total modification package designed to help you gain the enhanced physical capabilities and skills to live a healthy, balanced life at the same time managing and controlling your weight for life. Succeed at work! Succeed at romance! Succeed financially!
GenMod uses a powerful subroutine of repressive proteins to direct a mighty stream of warm virus rewriters into tissues, increasing circulation to target areas and relieving aches, pains and stiffness in muscles and joints. Recovery time in just hours!
Call GenMod today. Let your life begin.
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Are you tired of not having a prehensile tail when your arms are full? Are your non-retractable nails constantly getting in the way of your everyday life? Does your night vision leave something to be desired? Are you sick of being a weak, everyday, baseline human?
Come to GenMod!
GenMod is a revolutionary body-enhancing concept that uses the Science Council’s database of every animal’s evolutionary traits encoded in their DNA to improve your physical capabilities as well as tone and tighten your entire core at the same time.
87% of the population suffers from body related problems, caused by being born inferior, walking on hard surfaces for long periods of time, being overweight or from sports injuries.
GenMod's Dr. Johnson-Bourelle’s automated procedure packs each operation with rejection-suppressing RNA, farm proteins, and our own patent-pending secret mix of splicing enhancers all guaranteed to give you jaw-dropping results, no matter what your fitness level.
Think you don't have time to get genetic modifications? Think again! For over 20 years, GenMod has helped all types of clients from celebrities and CEOs to full-time moms. And they all have the same excuse: not enough time. We all need to maximize every minute of our days. GenMod’s operations last under an hour for a lifetime of convenience.
The best just got better! If you get six or more mods, we’ll throw in one for free! Over 12 million sold since 1989!
Order GenMod now and maximize the possibilities of your body! Reduce the effects of gravity, poor posture and chronic degeneration of discs and joints!
Forget natural remedies and exercise! Save time by letting GenMod amp your body’s pulse rate and muscle fibers. Use any animal kingdom’s breathing, flight, speed or defensive capabilities to create new and exciting adventures, romantic nights, and thrilling moments.
Don't have the energy that you used to have? Let Dr. Johson-Bourelle give you that boost!
It’s a total modification package designed to help you gain the enhanced physical capabilities and skills to live a healthy, balanced life at the same time managing and controlling your weight for life. Succeed at work! Succeed at romance! Succeed financially!
GenMod uses a powerful subroutine of repressive proteins to direct a mighty stream of warm virus rewriters into tissues, increasing circulation to target areas and relieving aches, pains and stiffness in muscles and joints. Recovery time in just hours!
Call GenMod today. Let your life begin.
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