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While you may know the common varieties by their smug smirks, haughty shrugs, eye rolls, knowing nods, slow claps, and passionate, encyclopedic knowledge of niche genres and hobbies, several species can also be recognized in the wild by their passionate calls alone, especially in the coming mating season:
"Oasis was over-RATED"
-The Northern Cascadia Plaidback
"I liked Avatar when it was called FERNgully"
-The Common Film Thrush
"I will DIE on this hill"
-The Obscure Mudbreasted Tit Warbler
"BeFORE it was COOL! BeFORE it was COOL!"
-The Midwestern Crusted Finch
"Genres are labels"
-The Yellow-Tailed West Coast Pelican
"Never too HOPPY!"
-The Crafted Lager Lark
“Free RANGE! Free RANGE!”
-The Ethical Marten Boot Sparrow
"Yooprolly never HEEEAAARD of it"
-The Sarcastic Fiddle Crane
"Land del REY! Lana del REY!"
-The Conventional Tufted Concert Goose
"The book was better"
-The Gilded Library Marsh Falcon
"Hidden gem! Hidden gem!"
-The Speckled Record-Crate Woodpecker
“Is it local?”
-The Hundred-Mile Barn Owl
“I’ve never seen Game of Thrones.”
-The Trend-Eschewing Snooted Loon
"Vegan beeHIVE! Vegan beeHIVE!"
-The Venti Half-caf Cormorant
“More PEAT! More PEAT!”
-The English Pouted Whiskey Pigeon
"This was my grandfather's."
-The Trust-Funded Hornbilled Budgerigar
"Lovecraft POE! Lovecraft POE!"
-The Gothic Fiction Forest Raven
"Helvetica SKINNY jeans!"
-The Ironically-Moustached Albatross
“Never-before-seen footage”
-The Criterion Snob-Robin
"I've been to Paris"
-The European Honey Buzzard
“I only cry at anime”
-The Fleshlight Whippoorwill
"CelluLOID! CelluLOID!"
-The Spectacled Filmfest Sandpiper
"There's a purity to bicycles"
-The Unhelmeted Fixie Duck
“We get it. You vape.”
-The Hypocritic Frosted Grebe
"Not to correct you, but"
-The Podcasted Whooping Stork
"It's like...visual poetry?"
-The Hooded Venue Vulture
"There's only one art form."
-The Slender-Billed Slam Cock
"Pleb"
-The Bearded Marsh Wren
These and other Hipsters can be great fun, good friends, and fonts of knowledge. Try a few calls for yourself and see if you can attract one in the wild. You might learn something.
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"Oasis was over-RATED"
-The Northern Cascadia Plaidback
"I liked Avatar when it was called FERNgully"
-The Common Film Thrush
"I will DIE on this hill"
-The Obscure Mudbreasted Tit Warbler
"BeFORE it was COOL! BeFORE it was COOL!"
-The Midwestern Crusted Finch
"Genres are labels"
-The Yellow-Tailed West Coast Pelican
"Never too HOPPY!"
-The Crafted Lager Lark
“Free RANGE! Free RANGE!”
-The Ethical Marten Boot Sparrow
"Yooprolly never HEEEAAARD of it"
-The Sarcastic Fiddle Crane
"Land del REY! Lana del REY!"
-The Conventional Tufted Concert Goose
"The book was better"
-The Gilded Library Marsh Falcon
"Hidden gem! Hidden gem!"
-The Speckled Record-Crate Woodpecker
“Is it local?”
-The Hundred-Mile Barn Owl
“I’ve never seen Game of Thrones.”
-The Trend-Eschewing Snooted Loon
"Vegan beeHIVE! Vegan beeHIVE!"
-The Venti Half-caf Cormorant
“More PEAT! More PEAT!”
-The English Pouted Whiskey Pigeon
"This was my grandfather's."
-The Trust-Funded Hornbilled Budgerigar
"Lovecraft POE! Lovecraft POE!"
-The Gothic Fiction Forest Raven
"Helvetica SKINNY jeans!"
-The Ironically-Moustached Albatross
“Never-before-seen footage”
-The Criterion Snob-Robin
"I've been to Paris"
-The European Honey Buzzard
“I only cry at anime”
-The Fleshlight Whippoorwill
"CelluLOID! CelluLOID!"
-The Spectacled Filmfest Sandpiper
"There's a purity to bicycles"
-The Unhelmeted Fixie Duck
“We get it. You vape.”
-The Hypocritic Frosted Grebe
"Not to correct you, but"
-The Podcasted Whooping Stork
"It's like...visual poetry?"
-The Hooded Venue Vulture
"There's only one art form."
-The Slender-Billed Slam Cock
"Pleb"
-The Bearded Marsh Wren
These and other Hipsters can be great fun, good friends, and fonts of knowledge. Try a few calls for yourself and see if you can attract one in the wild. You might learn something.
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