Some couples out there seem mismatched
A strange, confusing pact
With complex layers more diverse
Than ‘opposites attract’
There’s clichés like the extroverts
Paired with the quietest
The May/December romances
Sure, these all co-exist
But I’ve seen other couples that
Would make an eyebrow raise
Yet somehow make it work and last
Throughout their happy days
The Lizard and the Goose who part
Each time the Goose migrates
The Lizard, very patiently,
For several months, awaits
And then the differences in height
Giraffe and Little Shrew
No one knows (besides their bed)
Just how they…well…make do.
Then the nighttime/daytime pair
The Bat and Rattlesnake
Their love a slim Venn diagram
Of when they’re both awake
The Spider and the Puffer Fish
The venom/poison friends
The Puffer only kills when bit
The Spider’s web defends
The Furless Cat that loves The Bear
The cuddler and the cuddled
A pair that’s left so many people
Jealously befuddled
The Owl and the Basset Hound
The one that sees so far
Who loves the one who smells it all
At first it seems bizarre
But though these pairs seem strange and odd
They’ve lasted and they’re true
Are some of them familiar?
Are some of them like you?
It takes all kinds to make things work
In this strange universe
One finds their match. And love is as
blind as it is diverse
An option rainbow smorgasboard
Variety’s bright call
A freaky, magic, funky type
Of love exists for all
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A strange, confusing pact
With complex layers more diverse
Than ‘opposites attract’
There’s clichés like the extroverts
Paired with the quietest
The May/December romances
Sure, these all co-exist
But I’ve seen other couples that
Would make an eyebrow raise
Yet somehow make it work and last
Throughout their happy days
The Lizard and the Goose who part
Each time the Goose migrates
The Lizard, very patiently,
For several months, awaits
And then the differences in height
Giraffe and Little Shrew
No one knows (besides their bed)
Just how they…well…make do.
Then the nighttime/daytime pair
The Bat and Rattlesnake
Their love a slim Venn diagram
Of when they’re both awake
The Spider and the Puffer Fish
The venom/poison friends
The Puffer only kills when bit
The Spider’s web defends
The Furless Cat that loves The Bear
The cuddler and the cuddled
A pair that’s left so many people
Jealously befuddled
The Owl and the Basset Hound
The one that sees so far
Who loves the one who smells it all
At first it seems bizarre
But though these pairs seem strange and odd
They’ve lasted and they’re true
Are some of them familiar?
Are some of them like you?
It takes all kinds to make things work
In this strange universe
One finds their match. And love is as
blind as it is diverse
An option rainbow smorgasboard
Variety’s bright call
A freaky, magic, funky type
Of love exists for all
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