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Hey there. So I'm walking down Burrard tonight on my way to meet some friends of Sonja's for dinner when this man walks up to me, remarking upon my shirt. He's all "Red Dead Redemption. Cool. I did a voice in that game. Is it going to be good? My name's Wil." and I was all like "Uh. Wil Wheaton?" and he was like "Yeah." and we hung out and chatted for a bit. I brought up that I had recently seen him in his awesome recursive shirt made by the talented and smart Scott Meyer. I know I want one. I think I'll get on that soon.

So anyway, yeah. We talked for a bit, had a good time, smiled a lot, and generally got a good vibe from each other, I think. I held back on asking him any Star Trek questions he's probably answered a billion times already and he was really happy to meet a person who worked on a game that he's really looking forward to.

Totally. Amazing. This goes beyond making my night or my week. This might have made my whole month. "Pics or it didn't happen," you say? Very well. GAZE.







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Such an amazing Saturday that I had to make a new LJ icon just for the occasion. Here is the story in pictures.

Housewarming, going away party, Megatron concert, Battlestar Galactica wrap party, Masquerade concert.

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Here's the footage of me crossing the finish line at the Underwear Dash. It's from the coverage. I love how they gave me the comedy harmonica music.





Check out the full coverage ->here<-

and here's the photo that Sam thinks should be on the cover of the Georgia Straight.





Crazy.


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So on Thursday, I helped a friend of mine (the lovely and talented Kimmy Shimmy. She puts on a great show if you see her name on any of the things happening around town) in her burlesque performance. I was the 'angry customer' in the routine and she was the server. The food ends up having underwear in it. Horrified, I go to leave. In order to get me to stay at the restaurant, she takes off her clothes. In the end, I slip money into her garter belt.



And then on Friday, my good friend Sam and I ran in the Chip Wilson's Not Dead Memorial Mile. There were costume-themed waves that left every fifteen minutes. Rockstar, bride, businessman, and (you guessed it) an underwear wave. Those are little hot dogs on my briefs. I ran the mile in 10 minutes or so. Rumour has it that I had the smallest briefs there. It was uphill from Alma up to Blanca on 10th. I got a round of applause when I finished the race. I'm not dead!



All in all, not a bad couple of days. Pretty sweet in terms of putting myself out there in public. There'll be more pictures and hopefully video soon but there you go.
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I set up four long sticks in the form of a pyramid around the suitcase with the camera at the apex, pointing straight down. It gave a perfect bird’s eyes top-down view of the body. After that, the corpse was taken out, identified if possible, and sent to processing.

We got a few every month. Frozen people all curled up in suitcases.

As a criminal claims investigator, I was the one on the scene first. I needed to open the suitcase and take photographs for records and evidence to be used in the inevitable investigation.

I kept asking for the smaller airlines to heat their baggage compartments but they never listened. There was always some stowaway that was stupid, flexible and desperate enough to squeeze into a suitcase and do their best to remain still. Like a game of hide and seek.

The long flight, the lack of air, and the subzero temperatures killed them all.

No matter how much literature we put out amongst the populace about the dangers into the churches and orphanages of the district, they still tried to sneak on. They either couldn’t read or didn’t believe the words. They thought we were lying and just trying to keep them from paradise.

In the mortuary investigation room, before anyone knew who the person actually was, the suitcase people were like stillborn creatures to us; new to the world, fetal, and a complete mystery. We were solemn. It didn’t help that most of the people stupid and limber enough to attempt it were young.

Lately, to avoid the personal distress and the feeling of hopelessness that was creeping into my life, I’d used those pictures as art.

I was making tiles. Rectangular ceramic tiles with these photographs of the frozen bodies crammed into the confines of the straight lines. They fit perfectly. Contorted like yoga teachers, eyes wide open or squeezed shut and tinged with frost.

Blues and purples, shiny skin, cold and hard to the touch. Just like the ceramic.

I’ve tiled my own bathroom with pictures of these curled-up youths shellaqued onto the tiles. It’s an example of what can be done with my home-made tiles for prospective buyers. They also make good coasters.

So far, business is slow but I have my fingers crossed.



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I have a wandering eye.

I see photographic opportunities in a puddle. A telephone pole against the sky. A half-built building. A shoe on the ground. My consciousness sniffs out aesthetically pleasing compositions in the world around me. It’s dizzying enough in a static, silent world of buildings and street signs.

In a room of blood-soaked, body-painted burlesque dancers in various states of undress, high on mid-performance timestream absenteeism, cramped into a small room shoehorned with nightmare props and outlandish costume pieces, the possibilities for photographs are overwhelming. The sheer magnitude washes over me.

I take no pictures and bask in the glorious privileged impermanence of it all.



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A new friend by the name of uncommoncold told me that in a somewhat recent conversation, someone referred to the film Garden State, she misheard it and thought that they had said 'Dragon State'. Much hilarity ensued.

I felt compelled to make a little movie poster. I hope you like the result.




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photo by Alyson Gaul. Spontaneous_Productions on Flickr.


“This petition is rubbish.” Her voice rang off the icicles in the main hall.

The Winter Court bristled at the Ice Queen’s outright distaste. Frostbite swirled complex black tattoos on her white skin, tracing frozen death up her arms to form a masquerade masque of dark veins. Her eyes, glittering with the colour of green ice caverns, cast about the room without humour, daring dissent.

Jack Frost gave it to her. “There’s a flush in your cheeks, majesty,” he lied. “You’re starting to think like our August counterparts.” The polished silver mask he wore glinted while his mouth twisted in a proud sneer at his wordplay. He continued.

“Myself and my sister Jill have forsaken our runs this morning to come here. While I believe that this is a waste of..” -he breathed in deep and raised his long hands-“ALL…OF…OUR…TIME…,” he shouted with all of his might.

His voice echoed around the cavernous hall of ice. His open display of suicidal disrespect brought a smirk to the lips of Black Well and Dark Water, the only two warrior caste besides the Ice King. Dark Water, the tallest of the court, chattered his teeth and looked down, letting his shock of dark hair drop to cover the mirth twinkling in his eyes. He brought up his thin hands, suddenly very interested in his own sharp knuckles.

Black Well’s metal collar, shined to court-appearance perfection, trembled above her cleavage with suppressed laughter. Her face, inlaid with iron, remained as passive as the face of a mountain.

Jack Frost continued, “…I don’t, however, believe the petition to be rubbish. We could have ignored the demands set forth by The Warm or brought them into open conflict but we are here now to address it amongst ourselves. We need to do so. We are here, leaving Winter vulnerable, because you summoned. It is not up to you to dismiss us.”

Jack’s blind sister, Jill, sighed and leaned her head on the velvet brocade of her brother’s court dress jacket. She added insult by making her boredom obvious. Her grey dress crinkled stiffly with frost.

The Ice Queen stared at Jack and Jill. The temperature rose, making everyone a little more uncomfortable.

“So be it.” said the King. His ice-mail shirt hung across his broad chest. The skin of two bears wrapped his shoulders. His blood ran hot too often when the normal subterfuge and bickering of the Winter Court wasted his time.

“Let us hear it.” he commanded.

Herald Cryo stepped forth. He dressed in a black business suit of man. His fedora was pulled down snugly above the long wool scarf he wrapped twice around the lower half of his face. The strip of flesh from nose to forehead held his darting, suspicious eyes. No one had ever seen his mouth.

He looked both ways, as if he was about to cross a street, before he spoke.

His voice came resonating softly out from the four corners of the gallery. It was his trick.

“The people of the three warmer months would suffer us a trade. The humans should be allowed to continue with their global warming.” Cryo said.

The Flake triplets gasped identically. They looked nothing like each other.

“In continuing to heat the Earth,” continued Cryo, “They will eventually suffer themselves another Ice Age. It will be years in coming but it will come. We ask your hand in allowing them to do this. As a Season, in a unanimous motion. We await your answer.”

In the silence that followed, blue-haired Floe snuggled up to red-haired Icelette. Berg looked at the two of them with jealousy.

“Remember the Ice Age, brothers and sisters?” said Snowdrift, breaking from her embrace with Long Night.

They all ran through the cherished unbroken memories of a thousand years of glaciers.

“I say we do it.” Said Crystal in her ringing voice, like a shaking chandelier.

The motion passed.


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The pigeon nest on my porch had two eggs in it. As if by magic, those two eggs were snatched away and replaced by a couple of fluffy little baby pigeons. The age old mystery ends here. There are in face baby pigeons and this is what they look like. Happy Valentine's Day!







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Took it a few days ago. I saw some playing cards lying in a driveway that had all been extremely weathered by the rain. It was a flash of red that caught my eye at first but I failed to find a queen of hearts or something heart-related. I got this Ace of Spades, though. Isn't the Ace of Spades the card of Death? I like that it, too, has died.






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Hey there.
I took a picture of the Burrard Street Bridge a few weeks ago that I'm really proud of. It got lost underneath a huge pile of zombie pictures that I posted at the same time so I'm pimping it out here. Let me know what you think.







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A great picture from famous photographer Ruven Afanador. I like to think of it as a group effort talent competition entry from the hottest babe finalists in the for-real Miss Universe pageant.








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Great shot of PEI Pesticide activist Sharon Labchuk taken by photographer Nance Ackerman for Faces of Womankind, a book by Donna Nebenzahl.





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Here are couple of cool pictures saying that watching your cholesterol is not child's play and should be taken seriously. I'm not sure if the message really gets across but I just love these pictures. They're so dark and cutesy at the same time.









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I’m living off of past victories like they’re moldy food shoved rudely under my cell door on a tin tray. The mirror’s telling me a harsher and harsher truth every day. It’s becoming more of a challenge to really love life. I understand now what the Rolling Stones were talking about when they said what a drag it was getting old. I also know that I’ll laugh at myself ten years from now for thinking that 34 was old. My friend Rick was talking the other day about how getting up in the morning is a little bit of a shock these days since all of his joints get stiff some mornings and he has to stretch and crack his joints before he can really get the day going. I told him to look forward to what a party that’s going to be when he’s sixty. Get what I’m saying.

What I am is the best I have to offer and it’s not going to get this good again.

I look at the sixteen year old sitting next to me in my driving school class and I swear to god through some trick of time she is a child. Not childish, not immature, but a child. I can’t see her as an adult. She is in NO WAY old enough to get behind the wheel of a car. She’s barely old enough to babysit other kids. I know that this is my age and my experience talking. I know that people in their 70s must look at me the same way.

Perhaps this is the reason for my explosion of ‘doing stuff’ these days. Is this what they call a midlife crisis? With my father gone, I’m going down the checklist and trying to check off everything that will make me a man so that I can take up the slack of his absence. That’s the way I’m looking at it.

I’m overcompensating for this feeling that I have that I’m fading.

I’m trying, though, and I guess that’s all that matters. It’s the giving up that is the killer. When my responses become entirely habitual instead of thought out, when my ambition no longer exists, when my passion becomes an act, when my life becomes something to watch rather than take part in. That’s when it becomes a non life. The very thought of that is so terrifying to me, though, that I’m sure I’ll wake up in a cold sweat and make sure it never happens.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not afraid of commitment or stability. Just sing to me. Keep me crazy. Help me be strong. Let’s all go forward together.

My Dad carrying me on Wreck Beach when I was two.
I guess that'd be 1974. I love this picture.





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